Yeah. Me again. Who should be starting/finishing essays on the two animal pracs I've done (pigs & native) and organising my dairy prac. preferably BEFORE uni goes back in a month. sigh.

Anyways, a meme I stole from . Why do I always do memes when I'm procrastinating?

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1. Name: Michelle
Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."

Lol. “astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic”? Heh. I wish! Although yes to the dark, curly hair... Not a Leo though.

2. Age: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."

... Please don’t let that be a sign for what this years gonna be like... *whimpers and looks skeptically at her loaded uni timetable*

3. What You should be doing: writing an essay
an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.

...Apparently everything with guys a euphemism for jerking off. *roll eyes*

4. Favourite colour: Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

...Well. that was a boring one. I already knew that. And what if your colourblind?

5. Birthplace: Lameroo
Not listed.

Can’t say I’m surprised that a sleepy country town in Australia has no listing. Although maybe it should for it’s awesome pasties. *mouth waters*

6. Month of your birth: January
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holidays and massive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my boss will be hung over too.“

Lol. This would be even funnier if more of my friends were in January too, considering I don’t drink much. Eh. At least I have the camera to blackmail ‘em with!

7. Last person you talked to: Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

Love him to bits. Even if I was annoyed about getting 3 phonecalls in 10 mins. Not his fault that his was last, after two money-seeking charities.

8. One of your Nicknames: Possum
Affectionate name and term of endearment for a loved one in relation to the cute Australian marsupial that is soft and lives in trees.
'Hello possum; Thankyou possum'

...Given 'cause I’ve never liked going to sleep at night. I’d rather be awake until at least 2 in the morning (yes, I know that’s bad. Especially during uni)

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